By Bert
I thought I'd been clever and fill Rupert--that's the name I gave my love doll--with warm water. He weighed a ton but I dragged Rupert to bed and he was so real. Well, thinks got hot and heavy and I wanted to inaugurate his virginity so I rolled him over and lubed him up. It was so real and I was holding Rupert's shoulders and pushing and pumping and damn if I didn't cause him to have anal seepage. I guess I was too heavy to be on top of him--I weight 398 lbs to truthful. I guess it could be called an anal rupture because all of a sudden his ass turned into a fountain but he was also melting into total flatness. I almost cried. Luckily I got his hole fixed--literally. Now Rupert--a lot lighter but just as cuddly as ever--is my new best friend again. I love you Rupert!
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